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Tamarac, Florida (October 03, 2000) – Call them careless criminals or foolish felons, but don’t call them boring – at least not at the Clumsy Crooks Web site. The site showcases the misadventures of the criminal element’s dimmer half and gathers the most outrageous examples of unlawful activity gone awry.

Clumsy Crooks gets its stories from law enforcement personnel, the general public, news media, and even the crooks themselves. All are true, and not many of the names have been changed to protect the not-so-innocent.

The site features new stories daily gathered from around the world, along with humorous photos, videos and celebrity mugshots. Visitors can also submit their own pictures and stories online.

The free Clumsy Crooks e-mail newsletter is delivered bi-weekly to over 8,000 subscribers and includes the site’s funniest new stories – like the case of the robbery suspect in Los Angeles who just couldn’t control himself during a lineup. When detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words, “Give me all your money or I’ll shoot,” the man shouted, “That’s not what I said!”

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Featured On – October 20th, 2004

“Top 5 Funny Sites”

Want to see what a dog would look like with Donald Trumps hair cut, or would you like to see a mug shot of Al Pacino? Look no further, this site is packed with pictures you won’t believe like one of two police officers sleeping on the job. As well you can read wacky stories from papers around the world. The site, which has been featured in Forbes magazine and USA Today, is guaranteed to make you laugh.

Featured In USA Today – August 11th, 2003

Feel alone and afraid in a world full of security breaches and criminal masterminds? Remember, there are plenty of criminals out there who are simply too dumb to rampage effectively. For instance, one man who was tired of walking stole a steamroller and led police on a 5 mph chase until a cop stepped aboard the vehicle and stopped it. This site documents his ilk and reminds you that many bad guys are dangerous to no one more then themselves.

Featured On – 2002

“The Funny Site Of The Day”

Some days you just can’t pull off a heist. Ask the crook who nabbed a purse from a lady out walking her poodle…and found its only contents to be a bag of dog poop. Or the luckless law-breaker who offered two undercover cops some crack cocaine if they’d give him a lift. This site tells all the hapless stories: like the robber who, after careening out of the bank with a sack of loot, was promptly run over by… his getaway driver. Du-uuh. Didn’t his mother teach him to look both ways? See Link Posting.

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