McDonald’s Is A Hot Bed For Idiots and Criminals – These Stories Prove It

We all love Chicken Big Nuggets and Quarter Pounders with Cheese. What we don’t want to deal with is morons who think that McDonald’s is the place to live out their idiotic fantasies.

Unfortunately, there are a lot of folks who choose Ronald McDonald’s stomping grounds as the place they act out. And when your IQ is low enough that you think to yourself, “Hey I should cause trouble” and “Hey, a fast food place would be a great spot,” the result is the following stories.

Behold, the dumbest of the dumb. We wouldn’t call these stories just fast food… we’d call them slow idiots.

Police in Central Texas say a woman fell into a foul mood when a fast-food restaurant took too long in delivering her chicken nuggets and she called 911 from the drive-thru lane to complain.

Waco police Sgt. W. Patrick Swanton said Monday the woman wanted the nuggets given to her for free because of the delay.


A Fort Smith mother is demanding an apology after she says two people threw food at her daughter while she was at work.

Gwen Grice says she picked her daughter from work earlier this week and that’s when she heard some upsetting news.


Police in Florida say a 23-year-old man went through a McDonald’s drive-thru and tried to pay for his order with a bag of marijuana.

News outlets report Port St. Lucie police say the fast food worker denied the trade and Anthony Andrew Gallagher drove off, only to return again a short time later. Police arrested him Sunday on charges of marijuana possession and driving under the influence.


What millions have seen around the world is all just a blur of patchy memories to Daniel Taylor.

He is the man in a viral video, when he got into a physical confrontation with a McDonald’s employee over a straw. Bet you didn’t know they serve whoop ass at McDonald’s!


A man is accused of calling 911 after noticing he only had six of seven burgers he ordered at a McDonald’s, according to video from KALB.

Lorenzo Riggins says he ordered seven McDoubles, one McChicken “and one fry,” but when he checked his bag in his truck, he realized he was short-changed one McDouble.


A McDonald’s customer in Arkansas accused of emptying his cup of water and filling it with soda now faces a robbery charge, police said Tuesday.

The restaurant manager said the suspect was one of three people who asked for water at the drive-thru window in Springdale.