12 Arrests From Walmart That Prove People Are Insane

#1 Man Stuffs Walmart Steaks In Pants, Escapes On Moped

Police said a man took more than $100 worth of steaks, stashed them down his pants then used a moped to get away from his alleged crime.

Nash County sheriff’s deputies eventually caught Keith Jordan in the pouring rain riding on the moped, WNCN reported.


#2 Woman Riding Cart Drinking Wine From Pringles Can Barred From Walmart

Wichita Falls police received a rather unique call Friday morning involving a woman drinking wine in a Walmart parking lot.

Employees requested officers to ban a woman from the local Walmart store after she reportedly had been drinking wine from a Pringles can for several hours while riding on an electric cart.

#3 Walmart Streaker Douses Himself In Milk Before Making Bizarre Getaway

Two Kentucky men were arrested on June 20 over a Walmart streaking video that shows the culprit dressed only in a Halloween mask and a gallon of milk.

Pike County Sheriff Rodney Scott told WYMT that streaking is unacceptable and not a laughing matter.

Walmart Streaker Douses Himself In Milk Before Making Bizarre Getaway

#3 1/2 🙂 Couple Steals Motorized Shopping Cart From Walmart, Drives To Bar

A joyride in a motorized shopping cart landed a Largo couple behind bars on Thursday.

Security cameras were rolling when Jeffrey Robert Sabiel, 50, and Santa Marie Walters, 32, stole a motorized shopping cart from a Walmart located on Missouri Ave. in Largo, according to an affidavit.

#4 “Clumsy” Walmart Shoplifter Falls Flat On Her Face While Trying To Outrun Employee

This shoplifting crime fell a little short.

A Canadian woman was caught on surveillance video sprinting out of a Walmart store in Ontario with a shopping cart full of stolen items, but two left feet – and a little bit of karma – caused the would-be thief to retreat to her car empty-handed.

#5 Florida Woman Used Photocopied $20 Bills At Walmart, Applebee’s

A woman in northern Florida got arrested after she tried to use paper photocopies of $20 bills at a Walmart and an Applebee’s.

According to Lake City police, Brandi Harden, 30, went to a Walmart on Jan. 14 and gave the cashier five of the fake bills to purchase items, the Gainesville Sun reports.

#6 Man Tries To Sneak 58-Inch TV During Shop-With-A-Cop Event

A man who tried to do some Christmas shopping at a Walmart in Port St. Lucie is now in the slammer, in part because some deputies were also doing some Christmas shopping for kids.

A man who tried to do some Christmas shopping at a Walmart in Port St. Lucie is now in the slammer, in part because some deputies were also doing some Christmas shopping for kids.

Police say James Walsh tried to walk out of Walmart with a 58-inch television on Monday. Unfortunately, he didn’t pay for it.

#7 Brothers Arrested For Driving Dirt Bike Through Walmart In Cape And Underwear

It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s an idiot.

Brothers Justin and Howard Bell were arrested this week after posting video of themselves racing a dirt bike through an Alexandria, Ky., Walmart while wearing nothing but a helmet, cape and white underpants.

#8 Couple Uses Stun Gun On Walmart Greeter Looking For Receipt

A couple attempting to steal a TV from a Walmart used a stun gun on a 65-year-old store greeter who asked them for a sales receipt.

The man and woman fled after Sunday morning’s incident in Indian Trail, N.C. and police are still searching for the duo.

#9 Couple Accused Of Stealing 57 Blocks Of Cheese From Walmart

The reason is unclear, but for one Chattanooga, TN. couple, a block – even a dozen blocks of cheese was not enough – so they decided to steal 57 blocks of cheese from Walmart.

WRCB reports that Joshua and Erika Caldwell, both 21, face theft and drug charges after police said they walked out of the store with hundreds of dollars worth stolen items, including 57 blocks of cheese.

#10 Man Fakes Heart Attack So His Friend Can Steal A Barbie Car

Deputies say a man faked a heart attack to create a diversion while his friend walked out of a Lake Wales Walmart with stolen goods.

The two men are seen walking into the store together on Tuesday. One man loads up a cart with a motorized power wheel Barbie car, a Leap Frog tablet and a Barbie Glam vacation house and heads toward the exit.

#11 Man Took Photo Up Woman’s Skirt At Walmart

A 30-year-old man was arrested after he allegedly put his cell phone under a woman’s skirt at a Sanford Wal-Mart and took a photo, according to police.

Sanford police were called to the Walmart on Rinehart Road around 11 a.m. today for a report of a suspicious man. A Wal-Mart loss prevention specialist said he noticed the man, identified as John Henry Williams, of Casselberry, following a woman and her young daughter.

#12 Ohio Man Holds “I Am A Thief” Sign To Avoid Jail After Stealing From Walmart

A judge allowed an Ohio man to wear a sign declaring that he is a thief in exchange for avoiding jail time.

Greg Davenport of Liberty was permitted to hold a sign that read, “I am a thief. I stole from Walmart,” for eight hours a day for 10 days, in lieu of 30 days in jail.

Shopping at Walmart can be a real experience. From outrageous to insane, you can find it all at your local Walmart!