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10 Headlines That Prove Beer Makes Everything Better… Even Getting Arrested

10 Headlines That Prove Beer Makes Everything Better... Even Getting Arrested

#1 Disgruntled Woman Denied Free Beer Torches Deli

Police are searching for a woman who was caught on video torching items inside a Philadelphia store.

The unidentified woman was inside the Wyncote Beer Deli on the 2100 block of West 65th Avenue back on Nov. 20 shortly after 10:30 a.m.

#2 Man Made Off With 5 Cases Of Bud Light In “Textbook” Beer Theft, Police Say

Police are looking for a wide-eyed suspect they say was caught on camera running out of a Texas store with a massive quantity of Bud Light.

Police called it a “textbook definition of a beer run” Arlington officials say he somehow managed to carry five cases as he ran out of a convenience store along Little School Road in Arlington.

#3 Burglar Drank 24 Bottles Of Beer And Jagermeister And Tried To Escape On Bike

A burglar downed 24 bottles of beer and a bottle of Jagermeister before he tried to escape from police on a bicycle.

Jy Kennedy, who had also taken cocaine, was chased by police for a mile as he made a number of U-turns to shake them off.

#4 Man Drinks Beer During DUI Stop

A Florida man who was stopped Thursday on suspicion of drunk driving chugged a beer as he was being arrested, according to the Miami Herald.

Police say Daryl Royal Riedel, 48, got out of his truck during the stop and went on to open a can of beer, raise it and then quickly drink it.

#5 Johnston Man Charged With Assault After Disagreement Over Beer Coozie

A Johnstown man is facing assault charges after an argument turned physical over a beer coozie, according to police.

Robert Hanik Jr., 23, has been charged with aggravated assault and recklessly endangering another person, stemming from a May 6 incident at a Westmont bar.

#6 Port St. Lucie Man Charged With DUI While Driving Lawn Mower

A man was arrested on a DUI charge last week in Port St. Lucie after police spotted him riding a lawn mower, carrying a case of beer and driving erratically on an access road.

The officer stopped Alleshouse driving the lawn mower and could smell a strong odor of alcohol emitting from him.

#7 Man Arrested After Stuffing 16-Ounce Beers Into His Pants

A 50-year-old man was arrested after allegedly stuffing two 16-ounce cans of Miller Lite into his pants at Publix at Lake Deaton Plaza in The Villages.

Duffy Joe Martinez of Wildwood entered the store at about 6 p.m. Wednesday and wnt to the beer aisle where he appeared to stuff something down his pants, according to an arrest report from the Sumter County Sheriff’s Office.

#8 Man Dressed As Beer Bottle Wanted For Alleged Pizza Theft

A man dressed as a beer bottle is being sought by police after allegedly stealing two pizzas without paying.

Police are looking to identify the reveller who was caught on CCTV at Papa Johns in Holton Road, Barry on New Year’s Day.

#9 Minnesota Woman Bit Husbands Ear Off Over Beer

A Minnesota woman was arrested after biting a piece of her husband’s ear off during an argument regarding beer.

Jamie Elrod, 37, was arrested and charged with first degree assault after police entered her home, finding overturned furniture, blood and a piece of her husband’s ear.

#10 Drunken Passenger Tried To Open Door On Flight Because He Thought It Was The Toilet

A man who drank vodka and beer to settle his nerves on his first ever flight tried to open the plane door because he thought it was a toilet.

Tomasz Mucha, 26, was on a Ryanair flight to Dublin when he made the drunken blunder as shocked passengers looked on.

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