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Boy Took Parents' Car To Go Buy A Lamborghini

Boy Took Parents’ Car To Go Buy A Lamborghini

The Utah Highway Patrol said a trooper conducting a traffic stop on a suspected impaired driver instead found a 5-year-old driver seeking to purchase a Lamborghini. …

The Richland Police department posted a photo of Akers asking for tips on his whereabouts. He answered!

Awesome Criminal Chats Up Police Department On Facebook – About His Wanted Post

So what do you do? Run? Hide? Go on social media and start talking with your local police department? OK, so the police want you. Even …

The horrifying thing about Uber is… the exact same thing.

Best Of The Worst: Uber Stories That Make You Cringe, Cry, Laugh

The horrifying thing about Uber is… the exact same thing. We could make anecdotal references to hundreds of stories we’ve heard (and you probably have some …

Thieves are now stealing doorbells.

Knock, Knock – Who’s There? Not Your Doorbell. Doorbell Thieves Emerge In Denver

Looks like thieves in Denver have run out of fun things to steal and shoplift, because now they’re taking doorbells. Yes, doorbells. This isn’t a knock, …

Man assaults McDonald's employee over straw - turned into a viral video and viewed millions of times.

He’ll Have A Number 3 With A Side Of Jail – Mcdonald’s Customer Starts Brawl Over Straw

Long story short, if you’re a crazy homeless man, you’ll probably fit right in over in St. Petersburg, Florida. A city ordinance requires restaurants to not …

Who doesn’t like making pranking phone calls?

Lame Brain Idaho Man Calls In School Bomb Threat – Forgets To Turn Off Caller ID

Who doesn’t like making pranking phone calls? There are the classics: “Hey, your refrigerator is running,” or “Hey, our company is working on the phone lines, …

Weimaraners are notorious for their "weim crimes".

Weim Crimes Make Life Miserable, Also Hilarious – Here’s Proof

There’s no question that the majority of people like dogs. They’re cute, generally friendly and also known as “man’s best friend.” But… Weimaraners are notorious for …

12 Arrests From Walmart That Prove People Are Insane

12 Arrests From Walmart That Prove People Are Insane

#1 Man Stuffs Walmart Steaks In Pants, Escapes On Moped Police said a man took more than $100 worth of steaks, stashed them down his pants …

It’s not every day that you get arrested for being a meme.

Mother And Son Exemplify The Walmart Shopper Stereotype In Wisconsin

It’s not every day that you get arrested for being a meme. That’s exactly what Lisa Smith, 46 and her son Benny Vann, 25 both got …

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