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Boozed Up Man Jailed After Telling Police He’s Jason Bourne

Jonathan Chapman, 45, was under the influence of alcohol and refused to leave the library after causing a disturbance. Police were called and he gave them …

10 Headlines That Prove Beer Makes Everything Better… Even Getting Arrested

#1 Disgruntled Woman Denied Free Beer Torches Deli Police are searching for a woman who was caught on video torching items inside a Philadelphia store. The …

Lookout Parrot Trained By Drug Dealers – Ain’t No Snitch

According to The Guardian, a parrot who has not been named in Brazil was taken into custody by local police on April 30, 2019, after they …

6 Unlucky Criminals That Met Their Match

It’s ok to be unlucky in life, but if you’re a criminal, it’s almost richly deserved. The universe can force your karma. If something bad or …

Serial Toilet Clogger Sentenced To 150 Days In Jail

Patrick Beeman has odd urges… like clogging up toilets with bottles that he finds in the garbage. Not only did he clog toilets in Deland Park, …

Man Takes Off Shirt, Poops In Driveway… Drives Away

A North Lauderdale resident was dismayed to see a man leave a turd behind in his driveway. Around 4pm, on a Saturday afternoon, a strange car …

Stupid Burglar Steals Surveillance Camera But Forgets To Turn It Off

What Part Of “Turn It Off” Don’t You Understand? SMH! A mal-functioning garage door prompted Franklin Welzbacher to install a camera in his garage. A neighbor …

Man Arrested For Allegedly Faking His Own Kidnapping

Andrew Nunez ,24, reported a kidnapping in order to extort ransom money from a family member. Unfortunately for him, the FBI started an investigation, and determined …

Ingenious Thieves Steal Shark From Aquarium By Pretending It Was Their Baby

Thieves in Texas had the idea to steal a baby shark from the San Antonio Aquarium – and they actually did it. Three crooks made their …