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Man, 26, Charged In Third Church Break-In In Four Months
Published: August 22, 2017 | | 125 Clicks |
A village man has been accused of cutting the window screens at St. Mary of the Snow church rectory, according to the Saugerties Police Department.

Nutella Alert After Gang Makes Off With 20 Tonnes Of Chocolate Spread
Published: August 20, 2017 | | 236 Clicks |
German police have warned anyone tempted by large quantities of chocolate spread to report it, and for chocoholics to be on their guard after a gang made off with 20 tonnes of Nutella.

Playing "Cops" Theme Too Loudly Changes Warning Into Citation
Published: August 20, 2017 | | 229 Clicks |
The people at a party in Shippensburg may have thought the choice in music was funny, but the police officer who responded to the scene did not.

Florida DUI Driver Hits 17 Cars While Trying To Park
Published: August 19, 2017 | | 330 Clicks |
A 25-year-old Orlando man was arrested on DUI charges after he struck 17 parked vehicles at an apartment complex in Osceola County, the Florida Highway Patrol said.

Alleged Drunk Breaks Into Car For Fidget Spinner, Body Spray And Pills
Published: August 19, 2017 | | 280 Clicks |
A Caledonia man has been charged with theft and drug charges after allegedly getting drunk and breaking into his neighbor's car to steal a fidget spinner, body spray and other personal items including prescription medication.

Woman Bites Man's Fishing Line, Swims Away With Lure
Published: August 19, 2017 | | 297 Clicks |
Deputies in north Florida arrested a woman after she reportedly bit a man's fishing line and swam off with his lure.

Drunk Aptos Driver Crashes Into "Report Drunk Drivers" Sign On Highway 1
Published: August 18, 2017 | | 297 Clicks |
A suspected drunk driver suffered serious injuries when he crashed his Jeep into a road sign on Highway 1 between Watsonville and Aptos Wednesday morning.

Woman Caught Snorting Cocaine In Parent Pick-Up Line
Published: August 18, 2017 | | 303 Clicks |
An officer caught a woman in a Lee County school parent pick-up line snorting cocaine off her iPhone.

Man Steals Cash Register From Miami Burger King Drive Thru
Published: August 18, 2017 | | 270 Clicks |
An unidentified man unlocked a Miami Burger King's drive-thru window, stole a cash register and fled earlier this month, authorities said.

Court Worker Butt-Dials Reporter, Admits He "Barely Shows Up" For $166K Job
Published: August 17, 2017 | | 349 Clicks |
A longtime spokesman for the state court system accidentally butt-dialed a Post reporter - yukking it up about how "I barely show up to work" while pocketing a $166,000-plus salary and boosting his taxpayer-funded pension.

OUI Suspect Claims He Was Drinking On Doctor's Orders
Published: August 17, 2017 | | 331 Clicks |
A motorist charged with running down an elderly Springfield man in a crosswalk had a blood alcohol level three times above the legal limit, according to the arrest report.

Call the Fashion Cops: "Jorts-Wearing Banding" Hits St. Louis"
Published: August 17, 2017 | | 285 Clicks |
Law enforcement are urging anyone who recognizes a man accused of robbing St. Louis-area Walgreens stores while wearing jean shorts to call "the fashion police.

Florida Man Gets 6 Years For Firing Gun While Taking Selfie
Published: August 16, 2017 | | 356 Clicks |
A Florida man has been sentenced to six years and five months in prison for accidentally shooting a gun while taking a selfie in a strip club restroom.

Costumed Characters Charged With Shopflifting At Walmart
Published: August 16, 2017 | | 440 Clicks |
Halloween is still more than two months away, but that didn't deter three people from donning costumes to shoplift at the local Walmart, Swatara Township police said Monday.

They said Lamar Wall dressed as a bull, Dangelo Manns donned a werewolf costume and Jahsahn Dickson was disguised as a gorilla when they stole more than $561 in merchandise from the Grayson Road store around 1 p.m. Saturday.

All three were charged with retail theft and conspiracy, police said, while Manns and Dickson face added charges of fleeing to avoid apprehension.


Man Causes $100,000 Of Damage To Liquor Store Construction Site
Published: August 15, 2017 | | 495 Clicks |
According to Crestview police, a 32-year old Freeport man is in custody following a Saturday night rampage.

Bear Breaks Into SUV, Takes Joyride On Colorado Street
Published: August 14, 2017 | | 489 Clicks |
A bear broke into an SUV and took the vehicle for an unintentional joyride through a Colorado neighborhood by knocking the vehicle out of park.

FBI Arrests Suspected "Blues Bandit" Wanted In 8 Bank Robberies
Published: August 12, 2017 | | 496 Clicks |
An FBI task force has arrested the suspected 'Blues Bandit,' who was wanted in eight bank robberies.

Resident Comes Home To Find That A Mystery Intruder Had Cleaned Apartment
Published: August 11, 2017 | | 665 Clicks |
Maybe it's a dream: You come home and someone has magically cleaned your apartment, for free.

"We're Really Going To Jail For This?"
Published: August 11, 2017 | | 610 Clicks |
Two Kentucky teens have landed felony charges after stealing an ice cream cake for a prank broadcast on social media.

"Donald Trump With A Maine Accent" Sentenced To Four Months For Illegal Campaign Donations"
Published: August 11, 2017 | | 487 Clicks |
The Maine real estate developer and entrepreneur once called "Donald Trump with a Maine accent" was sentenced to four months behind bars for making tens of thousands of dollars in illegal campaign donations to a Republican presidential campaign.

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