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German Police Seize Teens' Motorized Office Chair
Published: August 19, 2008 | | 215 clicks
German police have confiscated what may be the world's fastest office chair. Police say officers happened on the contraption - the work of two inventive 17-year-olds - in the western town of Gross-Zimmern on Saturday.

Police Academy Pupil Sold Cocaine, Cops Say
Published: August 19, 2008 | | 189 clicks
A student the Ulster County Community College police academy was pulled from training and arrested by his instructors and narcotics police Friday afternoon, according to the Ulster Regional Gang Enforcement Narcotics Team.


Burglar Flees In Boxers, With Jeans Left In Washer
Published: August 18, 2008 | | 319 clicks
A Kansas burglar apparently likes to be clean — but isn't so good about clean getaways.

17-Year-Old Arrested In "Great Sex Kit" Attempt
Published: August 18, 2008 | | 443 clicks
A teenager was arrested Wednesday after he tried to steal a "Great Sex Kit" from Spencer's at the mall, Okaloosa County sheriff's deputies say.

Utah Has Villian Of Its Own
Published: August 18, 2008 | | 201 clicks
Metropolis has got its Lex Luthor. London has Professor Moriarity.

Police: Man Arrested Twice For Stealing Beer
Published: August 18, 2008 | | 176 clicks
A 26-year-old Basalt man was arrested twice this week for allegedly stealing cases of Miller Lite from a 7-Eleven.

Police: Web Posting Led To Burglary Arrest
Published: August 17, 2008 | | 245 clicks
Authorities in Banks, Ore., said a 19-year-old alleged thief was arrested after the items he is accused of taking showed up for sale on the Craigslist Web site.

Madison Man In Trouble
Published: August 17, 2008 | | 170 clicks
A Madison man's disorderly conduct might have only landed him a misdemeanor or two. But when he allegedly grabbed an officer below the belt and squeezed, the offense became a felony.

The Dumb Robber
Published: August 16, 2008 | | 551 clicks
Sheriff deputies arrested a man who they say committed a crime that was incredibly incompetent.

Cops Say Alleged Robber Locked Keys In Getaway Car
Published: August 16, 2008 | | 190 clicks
Memo to anyone planning a drug store robbery: don't lock your keys in the getaway vehicle.

Bearded Man In Women's Garb Accused Of Tip Theft
Published: August 16, 2008 | | 166 clicks
Fairfield police said they didn't have much problem tracking down a theft suspect, a bearded man dressed in a tank top and capri pants.

12-Year-Old Drove Mom To Bar
Published: August 16, 2008 | | 245 clicks
A 35-year-old Texas woman has been jailed after police say she made her 12-year-old daughter drive her to a bar.

Naked Senior Foils B.C. Home Invasion
Published: August 14, 2008 | | 557 clicks
A Port Alberni, B.C., senior aborted a home invasion on Sunday by wrestling a 12-gauge shotgun away from a female suspect and fending off her male accomplice, police say.

Ex-Cop Sentenced For Pulling Over Woman For Number
Published: August 14, 2008 | | 322 clicks
A former part-time Pennsylvania police officer has been sentenced to 30 days in jail for pulling over a woman while he was off duty - just to give her his phone number.

Cook Gets Jail for Serving Hairy Steak
Published: August 14, 2008 | | 354 clicks
The former Wisconsin Texas Roadhouse cook who intentionally shoved hair into a customer's steak is going to jail.

German Phone Sex Addict Busted For C7,000 Hotel Bill
Published: August 14, 2008 | | 250 clicks
Police in the German state of Lower Saxony said on Wednesday they had arrested a man who racked up more than €7,000 in phone sex bills while staying at a hotel in Göttingen.

Winnie-The-Pooh Held For Robbery?
Published: August 13, 2008 | | 319 clicks
Japanese police have arrested a 20-year-old man who attacked and robbed two people after they stared at his Winnie-the-Pooh costume, officials said on Tuesday.

Sniffing Out Bank "Robber"
Published: August 13, 2008 | | 266 clicks
A cross-dressing bank robber donned a wig, makeup and women's clothing to throw cops off the scent - but he got caught because he couldn't disguise his super-sized schnoz, authorities said yesterday.

Man Says He's Porn Inspector, Demands Free Videos
Published: August 13, 2008 | | 234 clicks
A man claiming to be a police detective tried to get an adult novelty shop to give him free X-rated videos, saying he wanted to make sure the performers weren't underage, authorities said.

Groom Charged With Being Too Near Bride At Wedding
Published: August 12, 2008 | | 649 clicks
A New York state man has been arrested for getting too close to his bride on their wedding day.

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