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Thief Who Stole Gold Necklace Is Force Fed By Police
Published: May 03, 2015 | | 248 Clicks |
A suspected thief was forced to eat more than 60 bananas and had four enemas injected directly into his lower bowel after he swallowed a gold chain worth $660 in Mumbai, India.

Burglar Tips Off Police To Identity Thieves After Breaking Into Their Home
Published: May 02, 2015 | | 246 Clicks |
An unlikely duo led investigators to expose an alleged identity theft operation: a confessed burglar who told police something fishy was going on in a home he burglarized and one of the fraud suspects who didn't tidy up before she let authorities in to the house.

Maine Man Who Fled Arrest Found Hiding 50 Feet Up Tree
Published: May 02, 2015 | | 259 Clicks |
Police say a man they were tracking after he took off following a traffic stop was found hiding 50 feet up in a tree.

91-Year-Old Quebec Woman Gets $122 Ticket For Rocking Chair Noise
Published: May 02, 2015 | | 269 Clicks |
A Quebec lawyer says police overreacted when they issued a $122 ticket to a 91-year-old woman for making too much noise with her rocking chair.

Caught On Video: Man Surfs On Stranger's Car
Published: May 01, 2015 | | 280 Clicks |
A man is facing charges of public intoxication and disorderly conduct after going for a ride on a stranger's car, and it was all caught on cellphone video.

Man Arrested After Allegedly Grabbing Neighbor's Neck In Dispute Over Doorbell Issue
Published: May 01, 2015 | | 369 Clicks |
An 82-year-old man spent Tuesday night in jail after deputies say he grabbed his 81-year-old neighbor's neck during an argument over the fact that his doorbell rang whenever hers did.

Would You Where This T-Shirt? Really?
Published: May 01, 2015 | | 503 Clicks |
Does it offend you?

Man Who "Liked" His Own Facebook Wanted Post Is Arrested
Published: April 30, 2015 | | 431 Clicks |
A suspected crook who liked his own wanted post on Facebook has been arrested.

Paying The Price
Published: April 30, 2015 | | 516 Clicks |
A Derker man could be the only person in the country, perhaps the world, to be banned from using coin-operated machines.

Woman Wears 'Won't Be Caught' T-Shirt While Robbing Store
Published: April 30, 2015 | | 514 Clicks |
She may hope she "won't be caught", according to her shirt, but Hillsborough County deputies have other plans.

Alleged Gambell Pizza Thieves Try to Sell Them To Police Officers
Published: April 29, 2015 | | 377 Clicks |
Of 80 frzoen pizzas stolen Sunday in the village of Gambell, 75, have been recovered, according to Alaska State Troopers.

Man Charged For Driving Without Doors, Windows License Plates, Insurance
Published: April 29, 2015 | | 631 Clicks |
An Ontario man in his 60s is facing several charges after being pulled over while driving a van without doors, windows and licence plates.

Unclothed Man Chased, Tased Along The Highway
Published: April 28, 2015 | | 409 Clicks |
Traffic came to a stop as police chased and tased a naked man running along the highway Sunday.

Leven Man Facing Jail For "Moronic" Cable Theft Attempt
Published: April 28, 2015 | | 323 Clicks |
This was utterly moronic - it's hard to imagine anything more idiotic than tampering with a live high voltage cable. John Maguire (54) of Haughgate Terrace, Leven, suffered horrific full thickness burns to his right hand and wrist after trying to steal the cable in a bid to bolster his finances two days before Christmas.

Russia Jail Three Woman Over Twerking Video
Published: April 27, 2015 | | 473 Clicks |
A Russian court has jailed three women for performing a twerking dance in front of a World War Two memorial.

$58,000 Finnish Speeding Ticket Based On Millionaire's Income
Published: April 27, 2015 | | 408 Clicks |
Getting a speeding ticket is not a feel-good moment for anyone.

Couple Found Trespassing, Living In Prescott Basement
Published: April 27, 2015 | | 349 Clicks |
Police have arrested a couple found living in the basement of a Prescott home.

Passenger's Revenge On Flight Attendant Goes Horribly Wrong
Published: April 26, 2015 | | 752 Clicks |
A PASSENGER attempts to chat up a flight attendant, but she resists his "charms" and walks away. What could possibly go wrong?

Hit-Run Driver Crawled Into Hole After Hitting 5 Year-Old Boy
Published: April 26, 2015 | | 455 Clicks |
A Washougal woman who struck a 5-year-old boy with her pickup truck, then hid from officers by crawling into a shallow hole and covering herself with dirt, was arrested Friday after a police dog found her, officials said.

Petaluma Burglar Eats Tater Tots Falls Asleep On Couch
Published: April 25, 2015 | | 548 Clicks |
A Placerville man was arrested in Petaluma Thursday afternoon after he broke into a house, had himself a snack of tater tots and set down on a sofa to take a nap, only to be discovered by the startled resident, police said.

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