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Nebraska Man Cited After Deputies Find Pot Inside Container Labeled "Not Weed"
Published: March 03, 2015 | | 168 Clicks |
A man in Lincoln, Nebraska, has been cited for possessing pot inside a container that had been slapped with a label reading: "Not Weed."

The Lincoln Journal Star reports ( ) that Lancaster County deputies stopped the man's vehicle around 9 p.m. Saturday. Officers found the plastic sour cream container during a search of his car, and the driver acknowledged that the pot belonged to him.

He was arrested on suspicion of drunken driving and cited for having less than an ounce of marijuana.

Fisherman Gets Prison For Illegal Harvest Of Almost 200,000 Striped Bass
Published: March 03, 2015 | | 123 Clicks |
A Maryland fisherman has been sentenced to a year and a half in prison for his role in the illegal harvesting of nearly 200,000 pounds of striped bass.

"I Made $2Million From Stealing And I Am Proud Of My Work
Published: March 02, 2015 | | 282 Clicks |
She is Britain's most brazen shoplifter, boasting a designer wardrobe a star might envy.

Man Whose License Suspended 41 Times Nabbed Again
Published: March 02, 2015 | | 228 Clicks |
Police say a New York man whose license has been suspended 41 times has been nabbed again.

Man Caught Driving In Long Island Expressway HOV Lane With Fake Passenger
Published: March 01, 2015 | | 339 Clicks |
A Long Island man was caught Friday morning driving in an HOV lane with a fake passenger in his vehicle, Suffolk County police said.

Hidden Camera Record Coconut Creek Cop Receiving Illegal "Massage"
Published: March 01, 2015 | | 289 Clicks |
This cop lied about the details of a marijuana arrest, failed to report how he tormented a suspect with his Taser, and claimed a three-hour lunch break lasted only one.

Man Abandoned Backhoe In Big Hole He Dug In Rural Road
Published: March 01, 2015 | | 253 Clicks |
New York State Police say they've charged a Rochester man with using excavating equipment to dig a 40-foot-long, 12-foot-deep hole in a rural road in the middle of the night and not telling anyone about it.

Karachi Bank Robbery Turns Into Comedy Of Errors
Published: February 28, 2015 | | 453 Clicks |
Bank robberies are on the rise in the provincial capital of Sindh with criminals making away with millions in cash. Robberies are well planned, coordinated and within minutes the criminals are in and out of the bank.

Disqualified Driver Arrested After Allegedly Driving Off From Court Appearance
Published: February 28, 2015 | | 282 Clicks |
Straight after losing his license, this Brazilian national allegedly got in his car and drove away - only to be picked up by police lying in wait.

Posner Informs Pro Se Litigant That The Queen Of England Did Not Absolve Him Of Need To Paying Taxes
Published: February 28, 2015 | | 210 Clicks |
Judge Richard Posner is countering a pro se litigant's sovereign-citizen type arguments with a history lesson and a warning.

Northampton Police Draw Weapons Arresting Homeless Man On 4th OUI Charge
Published: February 28, 2015 | | 208 Clicks |
Two Northampton police officers drew their firearms during a traffic stop early Thursday before arresting a homeless man on a variety of motor vehicle charges, including operating under the influence of alcohol, fourth offense.

Ex-Con Tells Judge He Robbed Bank To Get Sent Back To Prison
Published: February 27, 2015 | | 422 Clicks |
An ex-convict who robbed a bank hoping he'd be sent back to prison told an Indiana judge he wanted to plead guilty only if he received the maximum 8-year sentence.

Driver Near Seattle Blames Owl-Watching For Car Crash
Published: February 27, 2015 | | 315 Clicks |
A man who crashed his car into a utility pole near Seattle on Wednesday gave police a unique excuse for the pre-dawn accident: He was owl watching.

Man Assaulted Neighbor With His Big Belly
Published: February 27, 2015 | | 397 Clicks |
A Belfast man has been convicted of assaulting an elderly neighbour by using his belly to "bounce" her away from his home.

Sarasota Teen Arrested On Drug Charges
Published: February 26, 2015 | | 406 Clicks |
The Sarasota County Sheriff's Office announced today that they had arrested an 18-year-old on drug charges after he was seen counting cash in his vehicle with a bag of marijuana by his side.

3 Arrested In Tail Gate Thefts In Volusia County
Published: February 26, 2015 | | 325 Clicks |
Volusia County Sheriff's Office deputies arrested three suspects in a rash of truck tailgate thefts after they said one of the suspects tried to return a tail gate to a victim to claim a reward.

Man Who Stole $4k From Bank Caught While On Coffee Break
Published: February 25, 2015 | | 627 Clicks |
A robber made off with $4,000 from a Lodi bank on Monday, only to get caught after buying coffee from a Dunkin' Donuts down the street, police said.

Alleged Thieves Butt-Dial Boss, Tell Him About Stealing Company Equipment
Published: February 25, 2015 | | 516 Clicks |
An accidental cellphone call landed two Florida men in jail after their employer heard them discussing plans to steal and sell $8,000 in construction equipment, according to police.

Man Threatened To Blow Up Bar After Trying To Pay With A Rock
Published: February 25, 2015 | | 466 Clicks |
Jared Simpson has learned first-hand what it means to be between a rock and a hard place when he landed behind bars for allegedly trying to pay his bar tab with a pebble and then threatening to blow up the bar.

Detectives Looking For Meth Lab, Find Moonshine Still
Published: February 24, 2015 | | 503 Clicks |
Hillsborough Sheriff's detectives investigating a possible meth lab at a Plant City home found a moonshine still instead.

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