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Man Joyrides Through Jail Lawn
Published: July 30, 2015 | | 243 Clicks |
A driver who refused to move his vehicle Monday from outside the Hernando County Detention Center took a short joyride through the jail's lawn before deputies arrested him, according to the Hernando County Sheriff's Office.

Gone In 12 Seconds: Clerk's Expensive Watch And The Robber Who Took It
Published: July 30, 2015 | | 223 Clicks |
In about 12 seconds, a focused and armed robber ran into a Pembroke Park Mobil station and unburdened a clerk of his pricey watch.

ATM Workers Forget Bag Of Cash, Man Drives Off With $150K
Published: July 29, 2015 | | 270 Clicks |
Police say a man drove off with a bag containing $150,000 in cash after two employees who were replenishing ATMs mistakenly left it on a lawn in northern New Jersey.

2 State Chase Began Over Warrant For Stolen Underwear
Published: July 29, 2015 | | 245 Clicks |
Police say a man who led officers on a wild two-hour chase spanning two states had been facing charges of stealing $21 worth of underwear from a supermarket.

Crooks Caught On Camera Stealing $5K Worth Of Cosmetics
Published: July 29, 2015 | | 220 Clicks |
A beauty supply store's high-quality surveillance cameras caught two thieves red-handed as they stuffed thousands of dollars worth of nail polish into their bags, and police hope someone may notice those responsible.

"Crazy" Driving Leads To Wreck And Arrests
Published: July 28, 2015 | | 257 Clicks |
Tulsa Police said a group of people "driving a little crazy" on the way back from the lake wrecked on the Sand Springs Expressway Monday morning. The 7 a.m. collision took place in the 1300 block of the highway just west of the IDL.

Man Arrested, Accused Of Locking Grandmother Outside In Rain
Published: July 28, 2015 | | 435 Clicks |
Police arrested a Gainesville man early Friday morning on allegations he left his grandmother outside in heavy rain, police reported.

Judge Bans NJ Woman For Life From Walmarts In America
Published: July 27, 2015 | | 410 Clicks |
A municipal judge has barred a Hopatcong woman from entering any Walmart in the country after she admitted to shoplifting from the superstore's Mout Olive location last year.

1 Car, 2 DUIs After Passenger Jumps In Driver's Seat
Published: July 27, 2015 | | 367 Clicks |
One traffic stop netted two drunk-driving arrests in Vermont after police say a backseat passenger jumped in the driver's seat.

Man Caught Peeing Had 5 Ounces Of Pot And Loaded Handgun
Published: July 26, 2015 | | 483 Clicks |
Two separate quality-of-life stops produced a pair of gun recoveries just hours apart in Queens, police said Saturday.

Handcuffed Man Stole Deputy's Cruiser
Published: July 26, 2015 | | 364 Clicks |
A man whom police say stole a King County Sheriff's Office patrol car while handcuffed was taken into custody Saturday afternoon.

Serial Pooper Has Been Targeting Holes Of Norwegian Golf Course
Published: July 25, 2015 | | 550 Clicks |
The groundskeeper of a Norwegian golf course said a mystery pooper targeting course holes must be a man "because the poos are too massive to be from a woman."

Fake Policeman Caught Using Hollywood Actor ID
Published: July 25, 2015 | | 426 Clicks |
The man was detained in Valencia, when officers saw him running down a street "as if he was being chased by someone", according to a statement released by Valencia local police.

Man Who Called 911 Sought Help With Air Conditioner
Published: July 24, 2015 | | 514 Clicks |
State police say a western Pennsylvania man with a penchant for making unnecessary emergency calls recently complained of chest pains so he could ask medics to help him fix his air conditioner.

Man Hid Under Bed For 3 Days At Ex-Girlfriends' Home
Published: July 24, 2015 | | 478 Clicks |
A man who police say sneaked into a central New Jersey home and hid under a bed for three days before he was found was the ex-boyfriend of the homeowners' daughter.

Angry Commuter Headbutts Bus In A Rage- It Doesn't End Well For Him
Published: July 24, 2015 | | 396 Clicks |
Miffed that the driver was trying to charge him extra for another stop, a man attacked a bus with a diving headbutt.

Search for "Weed" On Twitter Gets Police's Attention
Published: July 23, 2015 | | 427 Clicks |
A Florida woman who turned to Twitter in her search for someone to "bring me weed" received a reply from an unlikely dealer - the sheriff's office.

Theft Of Empty Hearse Was Part Of Harebrained Scheme
Published: July 23, 2015 | | 403 Clicks |
Michael Healing thought stealing a hearse from outside a funeral would solve all his problems.

Man Drove Drunk, Carried Box Of Beer On Lawn Tractor
Published: July 23, 2015 | | 368 Clicks |
State troopers say they had to use a rope to corral a man who was driving drunk on his lawn mower with a box of beer.

Man Posed As Police Officer, Set Up Fake Station In Apartment
Published: July 22, 2015 | | 538 Clicks |
Chinese police said a disgruntled girlfriend led to the arrest of a man accused of posing as an officer and converting his home into a fake police station.

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