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Suspected Burglar Drives Through Ceiling, Lands Near Police
Published: January 26, 2015 | | 103 Clicks |
Authorities say a man's plans to break into a Houston store fell through, after he crashed through the ceiling and landed in front of police.

Drunken Driver Hits Squad Car During DWI Arrest
Published: January 26, 2015 | | 81 Clicks |
Police in a Dallas suburb say a drunken driver crashed into an empty squad car while officers were busy dealing with another drunken driver they had pulled over.

Men Woman Accused Of Stealing Boca Raton Stop Sign
Published: January 26, 2015 | | 80 Clicks |
en Mallory Bell, Brandon Sheets and Ethan Fletcher set out to steal a traffic sign, they should've heeded its warning: Stop.

Flashy Fugitive Detained In Cuba After Flaunting Riches
Published: January 25, 2015 | | 219 Clicks |
Cuban police earlier this month raided the gated home of a U.S. fugitive in the town of Guanabacoa, outside Havana, causing authorities in Florida to hope for extradition. Gilberto Martinez Suarez is wanted on major credit card fraud charges.

Corrupt South Texas Politician Turns Out To Be Worst FBI Informant Ever
Published: January 25, 2015 | | 193 Clicks |
Federal investigators aren't too impressed with the help a former Laredo politician offered them after he got busted.

2 Nabbed In iPad Theft When Selfies Appear On Owner's iCloud
Published: January 24, 2015 | | 312 Clicks |
Two men arrested in Houston are accused of stealing an iPad and using it to take selfies that they unknowingly uploaded to the owner's iCloud account.

Only In Canada! Gatineau Cops Hunting Hockey Stick Thieves
Published: January 24, 2015 | | 253 Clicks |
It wasn't exactly a stick up, but Gatineau cops are chasing a pair of bandits currently on a breakaway with a slew of hockey sticks.

Kids Report Mom For Drunk Driving
Published: January 24, 2015 | | 248 Clicks |
A 45-year-old mother in Gainesville faces child neglect and drug charges after four children said they jumped out of the car she was driving because she was drunk, according to the Gainesville Police Department.

State Senator Wants DUI Charge Dismissed Based On 1891 Rule
Published: January 24, 2015 | | 185 Clicks |
A Kentucky state senator charged with driving under the influence wants the charges dismissed citing a century-old rule that state lawmakers are "privileged from arrest" during legislative sessions.

Man Traded His Dog For Gun To Shoot His Son
Published: January 23, 2015 | | 401 Clicks |
Authorities said a man charged with being a convicted felon in possession of a firearm was sentenced Wednesday.

Google Street View Catches Lawn Mower Thieves In The Act
Published: January 23, 2015 | | 310 Clicks |
Police in Denmark said a Google Street View image offered new evidence in an unsolved crime by catching two men in the act of stealing a lawn mower.

Man Accused Of Stealing Dog Denies Charge
Published: January 23, 2015 | | 241 Clicks |
A man accused of stealing a dog from a yard on the Eastern Shore says he didn't do it, but he has turned himself into police.

Man Dubbed "Braveheart Bandit" Accused Of Multiple Store Thefts
Published: January 23, 2015 | | 232 Clicks |
Retail thefts are costing stores more than ever before.

Man Who Used Energy Drink To Rob Woman Jailed
Published: January 22, 2015 | | 423 Clicks |
Allan Johnston held up Jennifer Pringle in broad daylight near the city centre in August by pretending the can of Red Bull was a gun.

Woman Leaves Baby In Taxi While Robbing WaWa Police
Published: January 22, 2015 | | 353 Clicks |
A woman robbed a Bellefonte-area convenience store at gunpoint Tuesday, while leaving her 1-year-old daughter and an acquaintance in a waiting taxi, state police said.

Lithia Man Mistook Shopper With Gun For Gunman
Published: January 22, 2015 | | 250 Clicks |
Deputies say a Lithia man tackled a shopper who was carrying a concealed firearm inside a Brandon Walmart.

83-Year-Old DeBary Woman Charged With Felony In Husband's Beating
Published: January 22, 2015 | | 275 Clicks |
An 83-year-old DeBary woman was arrested after deputies said she drove herself and her husband to the hospital to get treated for injuries from a fight at home.

Man Who Used Dumbell In Jewelry Store Break-Ins Gets Prison
Published: January 22, 2015 | | 247 Clicks |
A Massachusetts man dubbed a "one-man crime wave" by police has been sentenced to up to nine years in prison for using a dumbbell in three smash-and-grab burglaries at jewelry stores.

Man Gets Ticket For Driving While Eating A Cheeseburger
Published: January 21, 2015 | | 490 Clicks |
A man was cited for allegedly distracted driving in Georgia when a police officer saw him eating a cheeseburger while behind the wheel, according to ABC affiliate WSB-TV.

Dopey Criminal Uses World's Worst Disguise To Hold Up His Local Bookies
Published: January 20, 2015 | | 588 Clicks |
A hapless crook glued paper hankies to his face in an attempt to hold up his local bookies where he had been a regular.

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